Tea is an evil drink and evil substance. Tea is much more dangerous than, for example, beer! Please avoid drinking Tea. Tea could be dangerous to your health.
The fact that tea is dangerous to health is what I have discovered last night. I had drunk 14 beers until 3 AM at the Lake View Bar and Restaurant, Ramanthapur, Hyderabad. On the other hand, my wife was just drinking tea at home. You should have seen how angry and violent she became when I reached home.
The sudden bursts of her anger and extreme violent nature scared me. I have never seen my wife like that. I was peaceful, silent, even headed, happy with myself and headed to bed as she shouted at me, continued to threaten me dire consequences all night long and spilled even into the next morning! She could not handle few cups of tea and this poor soul did not know how dangerous it is to have tea!
Please ladies and gentlemen, if you can’t handle a cup of tea, simply just don’t drink it. I am sure, your spouse will never mind it if you do not have tea. This is my sincere advice.
Finally, the tea companies must write a health caution on their packaging: “Drinking tea will make you angry, violent and restless”!
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Dr. K. Raja Gopal Reddy is a seasoned internationally qualified Insurance professional. What you are reading here, may not answer all the questions we have, but has the absolute power of asking unsettling questions which increase the interest in the strange world, and show the contradictory wonders lying just below the surface of the commonest things of life. Look at this disturbing but beautiful thought of Friedrich Nietzsche “God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him”. Dr. Reddy can be reached at: raja66gopal@gmail.com
