Broken alarm clock with scattered pieces on a green surface.

TIME CAN NEVER EXIST!

Why do people say, ‘How does time fly’! But time does not fly. There is no time at all. Time can never exist independently. Yet we relate and shamelessly attribute everything to time. How can there be a time for breakfast, lunch, or dinner? Have food whenever you are hungry. Can there be a time […]

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Sad emoji beside the word “Useless” on a bright yellow background, conveying feeling of being useless/undervalued.

THE USEFULNESS OF THE USELESSNESS

Only the enlightened few will understand that being useless is the most useful thing one can ever do. For billions, it is a dream to be useful. They want to become anything to be useful! “I am good for nothing. I am useless,” lamented a friend of mine.“I am not getting good marks. I am […]

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Roop Kanwar

WOMEN? MY FOOT!!!

Women? My foot. Woman can at most be regarded as a property. If you consider them as individuals you are mistaken. No blood pressure please! Bot first, what the law has to say about property? Property refers to legally protected rights and interests an individual or entity holds over physical or conceptual assets. Earlier I […]

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ARTEMIS – II // MOON MISSION

Artemis -2 was a 10-day moon mission from Wednesday, 1st April 2026, to Saturday, 11th April 2026, that took a nowhere road to reach everywhere! How many know what does the word ARTEMIS mean? Only fools feel proud of this achievement. Artemis is the Greek goddess of hunting, wild animals, chastity, and childbirth. She is […]

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THE UNFULFILLED DESIRE OF LORD KRISHNA

Lord Krishna had an unfulfilled desire? Is it possible that the God can have an unfulfilled desire? Prima facie, it is impossible. But the truth is that Lord Krishna died with one unfulfilled desire. According to Hindu scriptures Lord Krishna died after being struck in the foot by an arrow from a hunter named Jara. […]

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I AM THE GREATEST HINDU

Through this piece I wish to state and prove beyond any doubt and faith that I am the greatest Hindu and devotee ever born on this planet earth. No greater Hindu was ever born before I. In the same line I also wish to declare that no future Hindu will be as great as me. […]

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CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS

Christopher Columbus died a magnificent failure! Four times he tried to find a route to Asia. When he reached another continent, he insisted that Cuba was a part of China. Colombus set sail in August 1492. His sailors rebelled. ‘Tierra, Tierra’ (land, land) shouts on October 12, ended the rebellion. An island ‘Guanahani’, renamed as […]

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MIRROR AND I

‘Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all’? In this fairy tale Snow White had an evil stepmother, who always looked in to the mirror and always asked that question. One day, instead of saying “You are, my queen”, the mirror said “Snow White is the fairest of them all”. This […]

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Seven Minutes – Louvre Heist

I am sure you remember ‘the Collingwood Study of 100 Women’. A passage from that document reads as follows:  ‘While there was a great variety in response, the majority of females who had orgasms, whether brought on manually, orally or through intercourse, reached the climatic state in Seven Minutes.’  This study was made on females […]

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The Immortal Rupees 800/-

Denominations are 50*12 and 100*2 = 800/-. The money in the above denominations was given to me by father sometime in January, 2023, probably to pay for something/some sort of reimbursement. I kept it in my office bag, and since that time it remained there forgotten and untouched. He had the habit of bundling the […]

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