CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS

Christopher Columbus died a magnificent failure! Four times he tried to find a route to Asia. When he reached another continent, he insisted that Cuba was a part of China. Colombus set sail in August 1492. His sailors rebelled. ‘Tierra, Tierra’ (land, land) shouts on October 12, ended the rebellion. An island ‘Guanahani’, renamed as […]

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MIRROR AND I

‘Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all’? In this fairy tale Snow White had an evil stepmother, who always looked in to the mirror and always asked that question. One day, instead of saying “You are, my queen”, the mirror said “Snow White is the fairest of them all”. This […]

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Seven Minutes – Louvre Heist

I am sure you remember ‘the Collingwood Study of 100 Women’. A passage from that document reads as follows:  ‘While there was a great variety in response, the majority of females who had orgasms, whether brought on manually, orally or through intercourse, reached the climatic state in Seven Minutes.’  This study was made on females […]

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The Immortal Rupees 800/-

Denominations are 50*12 and 100*2 = 800/-. The money in the above denominations was given to me by father sometime in January, 2023, probably to pay for something/some sort of reimbursement. I kept it in my office bag, and since that time it remained there forgotten and untouched. He had the habit of bundling the […]

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FUCKEDUP INDIANS

Both Indians and India are fucked up and they will remain so. Look at the banner picture above! It says, “Dogs and Indians are Not Allowed”. We have employed the Supreme Court of India to disprove the above statement! We have decided to eliminate the dogs. For these Indians India was great in the past […]

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RANI MAHAL

RANI MAHAL // RANI GHAT

We have recently visited the Rani Mahal in Nepal. The name Rani Mahal literally translates as Queen’s Palace. Historically speaking, in 1885 Khadga Samsher Rana assassinated Ranauddip Shamsher Rana to make Bir Shumsher Jung Bahadur Rana as the prime minister and himself as the Commander in Chief of Nepal. He was in the line of […]

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INTOXICATIONS

Generally, intoxication is associated either with drugs, liquor or certain medications. You will be surprised to know that the intoxication being referred here exists in forms which we never thought of them to so. These are such intoxications that have the deadliest effect on our physical, material and mental health, makes us live miserably; and […]

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A Dedicated Ankit Kumar

Mr. Ankit Kumar, Indigo Airlines: Dedication Personified

As I was walking towards the airplane — a distance of almost 200 meters — to board my flight number 6E 6319 (PNR: L6Z4FG), I noticed a young woman with a child was struggling to carry her child and pull the luggage along. Over 150 passengers were walking with us. Everybody was looking at her […]

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Egyptian papyrus

CLEOPATRA

Cleopatra (Meaning: Glory of the father) was the last ruler of the Ptolemaic dynasty, ruled Egypt from 51 BC – 30 BC. She is celebrated for her beauty and love affairs with Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. Cleopatra was born in 69 BC – 68 BC. When her father Ptolemy XII died in 51 BC, […]

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NASA astronaut Suni Williams holds a mock torch aboard the International Space Station to celebrate the start of the 2024 Summer Olympics.

SUNITA WILLIAMS

Everybody knows about Sunita Williams. Then, what do you want me to say about her? I cannot be an American if I were to have ‘James’ as my name; Sunita cannot be an Indian either. If you say anything more than this such as Indian origin etc., you are a fool! Sunita Williams is stuck […]

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