Why the s**t should I care?!

Following are the general familial thoughts when a family member is about to die:

• Let him not die now! Where the f**k do we find money for his funeral immediately?
• Let us shift him to a hospital. It is easy to make funeral arrangements from there.
• Let him not die! He is yet to make a will. Or we all will end up in a prolonged court battle.
• We cannot allow him to die! Let us first find where he stashed all the money he made.
• Oh! Shit! F**k you Man! You better not die now. I am yet to inform all the concerned.
• Hang on sir! Think of those huge bank deposits! Please Hang on… till I take your signature /Thumb impression on all bank documents.
• Thank God he is about to die. We get some money from his Life Insurance… Some of which can be used for his Last Rites.
• He cannot die without tendering an apology. How dare he to die!?
• Man! He has nothing! How can you die…shameless man!
• No!!! He cannot die! Who the hell will take care of me?
• He is yet to die! Die fast and rot in hell man! Hope to make some money by selling your body!

Following is the reaction of the man about to die: From the multitude of medical tubes protruding from his body, he glances at the world weakly, with an invisible triumphant smile on his lips…for he can hear every thought! His heart cries in response for the unloved life he lived “You all mother f*****s! Why the s**t should I care”?!

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About the Author

Dr. K. Raja Gopal Reddy is a seasoned internationally qualified Insurance professional. What you are reading here, may not answer all the questions we have, but has the absolute power of asking unsettling questions which increase the interest in the strange world, and show the contradictory wonders lying just below the surface of the commonest things of life. Look at this disturbing but beautiful thought of Friedrich Nietzsche “God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him”.

Dr. Reddy can be reached at: raja66gopal@gmail.com