In Chemistry an element is a fundamental item that cannot be broken into smaller pieces by non-nuclear reactions. Question is this: Can we describe a woman and its properties using the language of Physics & Chemistry?
| Element | Woman |
| Symbol | |
| Discoverer | Adam |
| Atomic Mass | Accepted as 53.6, isotopes vary from 40 -200 kg. |
| Occurrence | Copious quantities in all urban areas |
| Physical Properties | Surface is usually covered with thin film of makeupBoils at room temperatureFreezes without any known reasonMelts if given special treatmentBitter if incorrectly used |
| Chemical Properties | Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substancesMay explode spontaneously without prior warning for no known reasonMost powerful money reducing agent known to man |
| Common Uses | Highly Ornamental, especially in social gatheringsCan be a great aid to relaxation |
| Tests | Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happyTurns pale green when placed beside a better specimen |
| Potential Hazards | Highly dangerous except in experienced handsIllegal to possess more than one although several can be maintained at different locations as long as the specimens do not come into direct contact with each other. |
| Warning | Prolonged exposure to this element can cause severe financial haemorrhaging and mental distress. Be cautious!!! |
About the Author
Dr. K. Raja Gopal Reddy is a seasoned internationally qualified Insurance professional.
What you are reading here, may not answer all the questions we have, but has the absolute power of asking unsettling questions which increase the interest in the strange world, and show the contradictory wonders lying just below the surface of the commonest things of life. Look at this disturbing but beautiful thought of Friedrich Nietzsche “God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him”.
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